Hey, neighbor
Some of the surrounding sodomites make the front page of the Chicago Tribune this very morning.
Some people look at this photo and see a threat to their own marriage, or civilization, or the child pictured, or all three. Me, I see people of whom I am fond, other than the fact that they make us the rest of us on the block look bad by keeping up their house so perfectly.
Be scared, America:
April 14th, 2009 at 9:58 am
Wake up, sheeple! Don’t you see how they’re indoctrinating that child with an obvious symbol of sexual diversity? Soon the Supreme Court will send jackbooted thugs to force my child to don a vest and play with trucks on the sidewalk!
Seriously, though, if ever there was a Family to Focus on, it’s this one. Specifically, focus on not stomping on their right to pursue happiness.
April 14th, 2009 at 10:17 am
I always wonder how weak marriages in this country must be if they can be ruined just by letting other people openly love and cherish one another. My marriage is certainly strong enough — and miraculously is not threatened by who else gets married. Your neighbors look like great people and loving parents. Wish I could live on your block!
April 14th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
I’m not even married yet, and I feel threatened. Once the gays get married, they’ll start climbing in our windows at night and rearranging our sock drawers! The horror!
April 14th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
I did always kind of resent the fact that the loving couples who lived near me in Minneapolis had immaculate yards. So nice that it made my yard look so bad that I would get nagged to go work on it when I really just wanted to watch TV. I suppose in that way, the rift it generated between my wife and I could be considered a threat to my marriage…
April 14th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
Hey is that sweater hand-knitted?
April 16th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Aw bless-thanks Peter. Scary indeed.
April 17th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
From one Oak Parker to another, amen!
April 18th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
damn them and their Mack Truck loving ways!