USS JFK
One of the most interesting weekends I ever spent was in mid-July 2001, when I flew onto the the aircraft carrier USS John F. Kennedy as a guest of the Carrier Group admiral, Lewis Crenshaw. During the two days I spend on “Big John,” I and the other guests were led up and down and through and all over the ship, which is, as the cliche has it, a floating city, filled with thousands of people doing hundreds of jobs. And, based on my informal observations, about a quarter to a third of them were women — young women, of course, because most people in the military are enlisted and most enlisted people are young. One such young woman said “Excuse me, sir” and I turned around and realized that she was wearing a bathrobe, and was asking to get by me because I was standing between her and the doorway to the women’s bathroom. It was around four in the afternoon, but it was explained to me that because of the different shifts that keep the ship manned — as it were — 24/7, people were getting up and going to sleep, and thus, showering — naked! — at all hours.
So there it was, a floating city, with not a lot of windows, and very few ways off of it, and little privacy, and close quarters — I, a VIP guest, slept on the topmost of three bunks, and shared a private bathroom with six other guys — and you had young men and women everywhere, all of whom, we presume had the same urges that heterosexual people are heir to, and yet, strangely, everybody seemed to be getting along and nobody was creeped out by the fact that another sailor might be checking them out or not checking them out or crushing on them or not. Of course, people aren’t perfect, and female sailors become pregnant from time to time and are removed from the ship to shore duty. I don’t know what, if anything, happens to the happy, expectant fathers.
So everybody seemed to get along, and the ship still floated and launched its planes even though the thing was a veritable floating, enormous steel tank filled with sexual tension. Weird.

February 3rd, 2010 at 10:41 am
Yes, but Saxby Chambliss, who, like, never served a day in uniform (so I guess that makes him an expert?), says allowing gays to serve in the military will lead to (ahem) “alcohol abuse, adultery, fraternization and body art.”
Imagine: Sailors with “body art”! Oh, the horror.
February 3rd, 2010 at 12:08 pm
Saxby supposedly respresents Georgia, which includes Atlanta, which was recently declared the gayest city in America.
The more I know, the more I don’t understand anything.
February 3rd, 2010 at 12:37 pm
Unrelated to sex, but many, many, many years ago a friend of mine served on the JFK. He could never listen to Gordon Lightfoot’s “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” not because he was a sailor, but because his ship was the John Fitzgerald. Don’t know if that ever came up on your visit.
February 3rd, 2010 at 7:52 pm
I believe Elton John maintains a home in Atlanta. I’m not sure why that’s relevant to anything in particular, but I believe that’s the case.
March 20th, 2010 at 8:13 pm
Body art. You mean, um, tattoos?
Yeah, cause sailors *never* get *those*…
Chambliss: isn’t he the guy who kicked out decorated legless vet Max Cleland by lying about him?